Um.... wow.....

I am not exactly the most fashion conscious person in the world. I go with the tried and true, timeless look of jeans and a shirt. No matter the occasion, jeans and a t- shirt. Done. They're clean, I'm wearing it, done. My pop makes fun of my fashion choices.... (This coming from the man who once used to sport that Michael Jackson leather pants and jacket with all the stupid zippers on it..... In public......).

I think that old age is starting to rot my pop's brain, but his really good outfits are pretty um...... Special.  He has a pair of zebra striped sweat pants that he wears often.... In public..... (It gets "better".....).

He has shirts of all different colors and prints and patterns including paisleys and plaids.... Dark socks that he will wear with sandals, and a blue baseball cap with a Canadian flag on it. All of which he will put together with the aforementioned zebra striped sweatpants.... In public.... (No.... Wait. There's more.).

He has a very happy sunshine yellow windbreaker type jacket that he likes to wear, with his plaid or paisley shirt, his dark socks and sandals, his blue baseball cap with the Canadian flag on it.... All matched up with his aforementioned zebra striped sweatpants..... in public.... (No.... It STILL gets "better".....).

My pop shuffles, pulls his pants (yup, the zebra ones) up as high as they will go and he wears lightly tinted sunglasses with rhinestone accents on them..... wearing his happy sunshine yellow windbreaker type jacket over his plaid or paisley shirt, his dark socks and sandals, his blue baseball cap with the Canadian flag on it.... All matched up with his aforementioned zebra striped sweatpants..... In public..... :slaps forehead..... with a brick:

And he questions my fashion choices.... :s