The direct correlation between gastrointestinal woes and PMS......

Thank you PMS, for the creation of the coconut / curry beef stew over jasmati rice. And thank you for the idea of homemade salt and vinegar potato chips. Oh, and that tomato and bacon and asiago cheese omelet was to die for! 

Maybe consumption of all these cravings all at the same time wasn't a good idea. By the way, our whole entire gastric system is no longer our friend and it is your fault that we were in for that long and interesting night. Also, we may not have a colon by tomorrow. YAY! Thanks.