Mother fucking turkey bacon is NOT bacon. It's mother fucking turkey. To try and call it some sort of bacon is mother fucking blasphemy and it's just mother fucking wrong. It's mother fucking turkey. No matter how you dress it up and flavor it and whatnot, it's still mother fucking turkey. Bacon is bacon. Mother fucking turkey bacon is not bacon. It's mother fucking turkey. Don't bother me with this shit again, mother fucker.
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