Interwebz....... It's a scary place......

The internet never ceases to amaze me. All sorts of everything right there at my fingertips. The intent to go out and find information and research stuff is all with good intent, but there are just some key words that you cannot put in lest you see something that you really don't want to see....

There is PLENTY out there that I really don't want to see. WAY TOO MUCH as a matter of fact. We live in a world full of creeps, deviants, sickos and perverts and the proof is right there on the internet. I don't get how I ended up the "research department" here at pop's company, but there you have it. I delve deep into the webs to come across several nuggets that go with or support the claims we are trying to make on certain patents and I can honestly say that 60% of the time, I get what I need and I can be done, BLAMMO. FINISHED!

But then..... there are the other 40% time when things don't quite go that way.... I mean, you go to the Googlie Google and type in something and BOOM! You get results.... That's all fine, well and good. But there are just some words that, if you type them in, you get....... something else. Something that you didn't want. Actually the opposite of what you wanted...

Anything with the words or combination of "length", "enlarged", "rod", "vibrating", "oscillating", "slot" (just to name a few...) leads to some VERY unsavory places.... But of course, without these words, it kind of makes the  research for the stuff I have to do very difficult considering the content, the process of creating biofuel or color corrective lenses and all. I mean, I get that you can Google just about anything, and it could be as benign as "magical unicorn" and you're gonna end up in some unsavory places, but when you have to type in some more "obvious" words, it just makes the job much more difficult. :s