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Sunday, August 29, 2010

A Jew, a Nip and a Guinea walk into a bar...

Sounds like the start of a bad joke, doesn't it?
On a Friday or Saturday  night some time ago, when neither Lucky or I had our kids, the three of us decided to go out... Mitchie, Lucky and I went to a little bar in Norwalk where they sell over-priced beer to twenty somethings. Basically, it was an upscale meat market.
So, here we are, the three of us thirty-some odds, watching the never been married, don't have kids, in college or just out of college kids parading around in designer clothes flirting and laughing and carrying on... The place reeked of cologne, perfume, stale beer, drunken beer breath and the sexual tensions of all those co-mingling, to find a bed mate for the night...
We wandered around long enough to find the bar to order up a few brews and find a place to be to people watch...  You can generally tell what the conversations are like just by watching the body language between the people having them, so we ran our own dialog while watching them, just to amuse ourselves for a little while.
A few sips into a very nice chocolate stout, we came to the realization that we were out of place... <Sigh!> So much for a night out. We ended up going back to my house and watching something on the food porn channel. I think it may have been "Diners, Drive-ins and Dives". I love that show!

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