My "Official" Author Bio Page...

Mia Tanaka is a short, quirky, funny looking woman who is tolerated by her four wonderful children, her loving soulmate and her equally short, equally quirky and funny looking dog, without any one of whom which, would lead her to be a miserable, short, quirky, funny looking woman. Ms. Tanaka is well read (mostly in tabloid magazines and trash novels) and well traveled (to the kitchen and back to the desk several times during the “work day”) and is well versed in many languages (but only enough to get take out at various ethnic restaurants.)

When she is not toiling away at the computer trying hard to coherently string together enough words to make complete sentences, Mia can be found slacking off and using her social networking page, blogging about various subjects ranging from politics to navel lint (literally…), or outside playing with her children.

Mia is finding that writing about herself in the third person for an author biography is very strange and has no idea what to write about… How about this: She once got bitten by a frog. A rather rare occurrence? Um… No?

…I was poking a frog in the head with my finger and it bit me...I'm a frog poker... I'm a frog poker that got bit by a frog...