My "spaz moments" leave me needing to apologize for a lot of things. Bumping into people, knocking things down, tripping on things, falling on other things.... It's awesome to see me in action. If I'm having a particularly bad day, things REALLY get interesting. Not only am I spaz, but a certain aura or spaz energy gets emitted and zaps everyone around me too. It causes a chain reaction of spazzing out, much like the theory of spontaneous human combustion, three to seven people down the line. It''s quite a sight to witness, so I've been told. I think maybe perhaps I need to come with my own warning label or sign or something....
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